Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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