Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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