Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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