People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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