yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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