Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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