please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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