what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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