Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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