Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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