i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We need a shit load of segways right now
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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