Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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