Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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