Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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