How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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