Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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