Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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