Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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