Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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