Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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