I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Randomize
