I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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