I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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