i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What a dumb baby whore.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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