question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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