I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize