Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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