Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Will you blow on my dice?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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