so that wasnt chicken after all
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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