I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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