You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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