He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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