That's intense
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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