she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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