I'm really into asian looking animals
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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