You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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