I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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