I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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