I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
