Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I wear drunk well.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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