he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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