Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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