I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
