dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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