Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
