I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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