where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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