you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My liver is preforming stress tests.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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