It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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