It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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