TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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