I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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