When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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