The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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