If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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