seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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